Earlier this month I posted parodies of famous authors, writing Tom Clancy and then Raymond Chandler, help for Publisher and which other writers, you will find help you want to see writing asked. KarinH beat Hemingway, Marquez and Sedaris. Here is my version of Gabriel García Márquez write help.
The Colonel cursed the Groove on the printer, sweat under his shirt or down his spine. It was his granddaughter birthday and all Macando at his Hacienda in the trees along the River outside the city would come for the celebration cool summer. La Matareria, his formidable housekeeper of four decades, ordered him, the poster and banner print by the time that they have returned from the city, with the caterer to the Steamboat and the Colonel had never good with machines that inflict not pain as he cursed the printer.
It was spring when Colonel first saw the banner. His father took him to see the parade; Press Officer men in white uniforms rode white horses of the new in the bright sun see signs of counter-revolution as the priest blessed it with holy water and incense to announce. A storm of butterflies shook the shiny horses, overthrow the uniformed men slowly in the mud of the road.
He shook himself from his reverie and shouted for Ruiz.
"Ruiz!" The printer is broken! "The banners, print and print the poster, but fills the poster board not, it looks ridiculous!" He could hear his youngest son quick traces through the dining room. Ruiz gave study at the door of the Colonel, wait. "Well, come and get use!"
"Si, Papa." "You make are the posters?"
"I am of course make the posters!" "Now the machine print take."
Ruiz was quickly on the scene while she became Colonel in his son. He could see still well, his wife in Ruiz intelligent eyes and sharp cheeks. It was la violencia in the autumn, when she was killed, too late to save her, ash the Colonel and leaves are fading in the light as he and his men slowly ran through the town with torches, the cities burn Matoro for the counter-revolution, and his wife.
"Ah, Dad, forget the bleedcreate."
He wondered, what knew Ruiz of blood and bleeding.
"Here, page, Page Setup dialog box we make the page larger than the sheet paper." The poster paper is 17 x 22 cm, so that we the page on 17.5 of 22.5, instead of the 15 by 18-inch set, you now have. "Now I click print and let you do the printer his work!"
The printer was buzzing, moved smoothly through the paper, pens and paper flew out, which landed the butterflies that belongs on the walls, their wings phenomenon in the spotted light as Colonel the first weak chuffing the steam engine.
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--Bob deLaubenfels
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